Officer’s notes at the scene of the crime.
Information
At
approximately 8:18 am on Monday, January 23, 2012, a male black Lab was caught
in illegal possession of a hand-made afghan, with his accomplice, a young
female Lab/Golden mix. The afghan is normally stored on the back of the
homeowner’s couch, which is off-limits to the pups.
Witness
Statements
Witness
#1, wife of witness #2, had been checking emails on her Mac in her first floor
writing room when she heard a dubious silence coming from the living room. She
said there were some soft thumping and mumbling noises, but not the typical
bounding-paw-pads and snorting she normally hears in the morning. She went to
check it out and upon entering the room she observed the two pups wrestling
with the stolen afghan. Witness then went for her camera, which was in the
kitchen; when she returned the pups were lying calmly nose-to-nose, the afghan
wrapped around the male suspect, “Gus.” She took several pictures.
The
witness said that while it is true that the suspect “Gus” has a history of minor
stealing, no charges have ever been brought against him, and, in fact, she
feels that he was not the perpetrator. “That little one is a trickster,” she
said. The witness thinks that even though “Gus” was caught red-pawed with the
afghan wrapped around him, she suspects that it was actually the accomplice,
“Scout,” who dragged the item from the couch and instigated play. The witness
did admit that “Gus” steals the occasional kitchen towel or shoe, but that
“Scout” is more likely to leap on the couch (and make it look like “Gus” did
it). “We’re working on that,” she explained, because “Scout” has been known to
take pillows from the couch.
Witness
#2, Andy, was working at his desk at the north end of the living room. He did
not notice anything as he had his back to the scene of the crime. He agreed
with witness #1 that “Scout” was most likely the perpetrator.
Witness
#3, Gypsy, a brown dog of suspect origin, had nothing to say about the incident
and stayed in the clear under witness #2’s desk.
Pictures taken by witness #1:
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| Gus takes the "fall" for FLD Scout--caught with the afghan wrapped around him! |
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| FLD Scout gives her "I'm innocent" look. Gypsy can just barely be seen peering out from under Andy's desk. |
Puppy Police Theft Report
Town of: Lupton Date: 2/1/12
Witness #1: patti
Witness #2: Andy
Witness #3: Gypsy
Suspect Descriptions:
1) 1½
year-old male, black coarse fur, about 65 pounds, with suspicious “raccoon”
eyes and a crooked, thick tail, wearing a red, white, and blue “flag” collar,
with a 2011 tag.
2) A
bit over 6 months old female, about 42 pounds, silky black fur, with eyes that
melt a stranger’s heart, wearing a red collar with a Leader Dog tag, number
p-9412.
CASE SUMMARY
At approximately 8:18 on Monday,
January 23, 2012, witness #1 heard quiet noises in her living room. Upon
investigation, she found the two suspects engaged in play with her afghan.
Witness #1 took pictures of the suspects. Witness #2 did not observe the theft
and witness #3 declined comment. There was no damage to the afghan. Charges
were not filed at this time. The officer did advise renewing the dog tags; the
owners stated that they plan to do so after witness #3 gets her rabies shot
this month.
Here are links to the other "PUPPY POLICE" posts.
- PUPPY POLICE (November 4, 2010)
- PUPPY POLICE 2 (January 3, 2011)
It's the first of the month--don't forget to give your pups their heartworm medicine (if you give it monthly all year round).


You are too funny! Seems like the dogs need an afghan of their own!
ReplyDeleteTHEY think so!
ReplyDeletePatti-
ReplyDeleteAs usual, you brought a smile to my face with your wonderful story! I really thought you were describing Sienna, ("raccoon eyes, coarse fur, stealing anything of yours that isn't nailed down, wrapping-up in an afghan, etc.). You do have a way with words, if I do say so myself!
Bob H.
LOL Way too funny. Glad the stolen item wasn't damaged in the heist. (Every time you talk about Gus stealing a shoe or the kitchen towel it reminds me of Glacier. Maybe Sigh likes to steal things too)? ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks Bob! Guess it's true what they say about the apple not falling too far from the tree. lol Give that beautiful mom a scratch for me, will you? (And I'm glad that you can still keep up with Gus's shenanigans...somehow he is the most fun to write about!)
ReplyDeleteJess, see above comment from Bob, who hosts Gus's mom, Sienna. Who knows, maybe Gus gets it from both sides of the family tree! Give that Glacier a scratch from us, too.
ReplyDeleteI totally enjoyed that laugh! Witness #3 is a smart pup staying mum :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dr Momi! Yes, she is a smart old girl. :)
ReplyDeleteLove your stories and creativity. Keep it up and Thank you, Sue
ReplyDeleteHey Sue, thanks for reading! And I appreciate the feedback. :)
ReplyDeletePuppy police always makes me smile. Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteJen--always happy to enable smiles!
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