I was honored.
The "mushroom queens" invited FLD Dutch and me on a morel mushroom hunt.
Unless you live in Northern Michigan, you might not understand the significance of the honor. Morel hunters guard their sacred grounds with their lives.
Stephanie, her mom Fran, her sister Yevette and her daughter Lilly, (and Yevette's friend Jay) didn't even ask me to wear a burlap bag over my head as we drove to their secret spot deep in the Huron National Forest.
That, my friends, is an honor.
Lilly gave us all handmade name tags as we grabbed our onion bags to head out into the woods. My tag read, "Morel Adams." Another honor--I guess she thinks I take a lot of photographs!
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| FLD Dutch sniffs out some fungi on an old log. Those aren't morels! |
The evening was warm, the woods dry, the morels small and elusive. Stephanie said, "We just need a bit of rain for them to really pop."
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| Stephanie holds up a nice morel. Her mom, Fran is on the left with her onion bag, and Lilly is to the right. Lilly is an eagle-eyed morel hunter! |
After three or four hours, the veteran crew had a fairly good take. This rookie found three.
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| My first two were a pair! |
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| This one stuck out like a sore thumb! (sorry) |
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| Here's some perspective for you on its size. |
I admit I became distracted.
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| A yellow trout lily. |
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| Trillium! |
Wildflowers bloomed. Natural springs bubbled. The setting sun cast long shadows through the hazy-budding trees.
I said, The rate of reinforcement isn't high enough.
My comment would have been funnier amongst a group of dog trainers.
If the morels were as copious as the deer droppings that Dutch sniffed out, I might not have lost focus.
My comment would have been funnier amongst a group of dog trainers.
If the morels were as copious as the deer droppings that Dutch sniffed out, I might not have lost focus.
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| Deer-doo hunter* FLD Dutch looks at the camera. "What?" he seems to be saying. |
*Dont' worry, FLD Dutch got lots of practice with "leave it" during our hunt and his ingestion of said morsels was very limited.













